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English Cucumber

That's not what I ordered. On July 3, 2002, a 16 inch English cucumber was removed from the rectum of Harry Putso in Providence, Rhode Island.
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Shot Glass

Who ordered a Muddy Mary? Jerry Shakes managed to get a shot glass stuck in his ass on October 13, 1994 in Sacramento, CA.

Cell Phone

Tina Markoza lost her cell phone in her poop purse on January 1, 2018 in Beaverton, Oregon.

Wiffle Ball Bat

She did it like this and that AND with a wiffle ball bat. On August 10, 2015, Tim Rutherford had to have a wiffle ball bat extricated from his bum in Oxshire, England.

Salad Tongs

On September 18, 2008, Fred Pamples lost the family's salad tongs while having someone toss his salad in Yalloo, Montana.

Light Bulb

How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one and that's George Germaine in Talton, Florida on March 5, 2010.

Bowling Pin

A strike landed a hole in one when Kirk Needingham got a bowling pin stuck up his wazoo in Eureka, CA on November 28, 2016.