Shot Glass June 05, 2019 Who ordered a Muddy Mary? Jerry Shakes managed to get a shot glass stuck in his ass on October 13, 1994 in Sacramento, CA. Read more
Cell Phone June 05, 2019 Tina Markoza lost her cell phone in her poop purse on January 1, 2018 in Beaverton, Oregon. Read more
Wiffle Ball Bat June 05, 2019 She did it like this and that AND with a wiffle ball bat. On August 10, 2015, Tim Rutherford had to have a wiffle ball bat extricated from his bum in Oxshire, England. Read more
Salad Tongs June 05, 2019 On September 18, 2008, Fred Pamples lost the family's salad tongs while having someone toss his salad in Yalloo, Montana. Read more
Light Bulb June 05, 2019 How many assholes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one and that's George Germaine in Talton, Florida on March 5, 2010. Read more
Bowling Pin June 05, 2019 A strike landed a hole in one when Kirk Needingham got a bowling pin stuck up his wazoo in Eureka, CA on November 28, 2016. Read more